Business Bullshit™
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New: Now with AI

Turn plain words into shareholder value.

Our AI turns your text into visionary corporate speak. Scalable. Disruptive. Completely meaningless.

  • 100% buzzword-compliant
  • Meeting-ready in seconds
  • Zero measurable value

Make your own shit

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AI-powered. We do our best, but can’t guarantee error-free or appropriate results – the output largely depends on your input. Your input is sent to an AI provider (Google Gemini, Mistral AI or Groq) for processing – please don’t enter personal data.

Trusted by decision-makers at

  • Synergix AG
  • Leverage & Partner
  • Paradigm Shift GmbH
  • Disrupt Holdings
  • Circle Back Consulting
Our portfolio

Off-the-shelf bullshit

No time for AI? Our hand-curated phrases are ready to deploy – for meetings, presentations and LinkedIn.

01

The Usual Bullshit

The kind everyone has heard (and used) at least once.

Hit the button. The synergies are waiting.

02

No-Bullshit Bullshit

Sounds fancy, but somehow it’s true.

Hit the button. The synergies are waiting.

03

Next-Level Bullshit

The ultimate buzzword bingo. Synergies scaled, paradigms shifted.

Hit the button. The synergies are waiting.

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Bullshit for every occasion

Buzzword Bingo

The 5×5 card for your next meeting. Tick it off when someone says it – and cheer quietly at BINGO.

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Bullshit Index

How much bullshit is in your boss’s all-hands email? Paste it, get a score.

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203Phrases in the portfolio
10×Synergies per meeting
0Measurable outcomes
24/7Buzzword availability
About

Bullshit smarter, not harder.

Here at BusinessBullshit.de, we take your business jargon to the next level 💩 – or better said, we help you water it down with style.

Perfect for meetings, presentations, or just to confuse your colleagues to the max.

Our technology

Our cutting-edge, next-gen AI has been supercharged by attending thousands of high-level board meetings, absorbing hundreds of marketing strategies, and navigating the infinite sea of self-congratulatory LinkedIn posts. It transforms your basic text into an unstoppable force of visionary business speak that will disrupt the market.